Here are 10 awesome food creations by people who clearly don’t give a fu*k about their heart.
Death Sausage
3 pounds ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille sausage, 1 pound chicken strips, and 4 regular size hotdogs, seasoned with various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, baconnaise, and bacon flavored seasoning salt.
Baboon Heart
Cream cheese, burger stuffed with salami, provolone cheese, fried egg, buttered toast, fried turkey, bacon, grilled onions and peppers, spicy ranch dressing, munster cheese, all on a bagel.
Chocolate Pop Tarts and Bacon Sandwich
Whopper Dip
Three whole Burger King whoppers puréed with extra mayonnaise and ketchup, garnished with pickle chips. Served as a dip with baked pita wedges.
Hamburzilla
A hamburger made out of two square pizzas (pepperoni, olives, mushrooms and bacon) instead of bread, and two Quarter Pounders and Fries instead
Meat on Meat 3-Way
Bacon on top of chicken thighs on top of bacon on top of spareribs.
Pork Orgy
2lb bacon weave stuffed with 1lb ground pork, 1lb spicy Italian pork sausage, 1lb cooked bacon. Applewood smoked & basted with bourbon BBQ sauce.
Dorachoes
Cool Ranch, Taco Supreme, and Nacho Cheese doritos covered in two pounds of taco meat, three bags of shredded cheese, jalapenos, guacamole, and sour cream.
Bacon Lasagna
Sunrise Heart Attack Sandwich
Half pound of sausage, half pound of bacon, half pound of cheese, a 6 egg omeltte, and hash browns, all sandwiched between 2 seven inch, gravy-filled biscuits.
