10 More Awesome Food Concoctions Of Epic Proportions


Here are 10 awesome food creations by people who clearly don’t give a fu*k about their heart.

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Death Sausage

3 pounds ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille sausage, 1 pound chicken strips, and 4 regular size hotdogs, seasoned with various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, baconnaise, and bacon flavored seasoning salt.

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Baboon Heart

Cream cheese, burger stuffed with salami, provolone cheese, fried egg, buttered toast, fried turkey, bacon, grilled onions and peppers, spicy ranch dressing, munster cheese, all on a bagel.

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Chocolate Pop Tarts and Bacon Sandwich

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Whopper Dip

Three whole Burger King whoppers puréed with extra mayonnaise and ketchup, garnished with pickle chips. Served as a dip with baked pita wedges.

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A hamburger made out of two square pizzas (pepperoni, olives, mushrooms and bacon) instead of bread, and two Quarter Pounders and Fries instead

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Meat on Meat 3-Way

Bacon on top of chicken thighs on top of bacon on top of spareribs.

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Pork Orgy

2lb bacon weave stuffed with 1lb ground pork, 1lb spicy Italian pork sausage, 1lb cooked bacon. Applewood smoked & basted with bourbon BBQ sauce.

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Cool Ranch, Taco Supreme, and Nacho Cheese doritos covered in two pounds of taco meat, three bags of shredded cheese, jalapenos, guacamole, and sour cream.

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Bacon Lasagna

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Sunrise Heart Attack Sandwich

Half pound of sausage, half pound of bacon, half pound of cheese, a 6 egg omeltte, and hash browns, all sandwiched between 2 seven inch, gravy-filled biscuits.

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