There Was A Mini Orange Inside My Orange
Vending Machine At Work Made An Error And Distributed Everything All At Once
My Watermelon Has Almost No Rind
I Had To Do It, Made My Own Lottery And I Won Big!
Found A Green Bell Pepper Growing Inside A Red One
Jackpot!
My Kinder Surprise Was Encased In A Second Skin Of Chocolate. Dear Diary, Jackpot
Win… Just Got A Carton Full Of Double Yolk Eggs
Multiple Strawberries Fused Into One
I Found 5 Peanuts In A Shell
I Was Jealous. Jackpot
A Really Long Marshmallow
Very Big Blueberries
My Friend’s Egg Had Another Tiny Egg Inside Of It
This Banana Was Two Bananas
Double Banana? Double Egg Yolks? How About These Here Triple Kiwis!
My Girlfriend Found This In Her Skittles Today
I Found A Treble Cleft In My Arby’s Fries Today
Got A Soda Out Of A Vending Machine, And There Is A Quarter Taped To The Top
I Think I Found The King Of The Sour Patch
Today Is My Lucky Day! It Came Sealed Like This
This Massive Lemon That Grew On My Lemon Tree
My Grape Is 8 Grapes Fused Into 1
I Bought Ecological Eggs, 5/6 Double Yolk
Behold! The Luckiest Charm!
My Friend Hit The Jackpot
A Very Large Potato Chip, Which I Found In My Bag Of Potato Chips
My Blackberry Was Extra Long
My Grape Had Another, Smaller Grape Inside Of It
I Found 3 Pop Tarts In My Pack Of 2 Pop Tarts
I Found This Strawberry At Work. I Have Named It Lord Berry King Of The Straws. Banana For Scale
I Went To 5 Guys Last Night When They Were Closing, They Asked If I Wanted Extra Bacon Cause They Were Going To Throw It Out. I Didn’t Expect This
This Giant Strawberry The Size Of My Palm
It Must Be My Lucky Day!
Hit The Jackpot This Morning
This Happened At Breakfast. Time To Buy A Lottery Ticket
My Little Sister’s Drum Stick Came With An Extra Bottom
There Was A Giant Chip In My Ice Cream
I Truck For Budweiser And Ran Into A Lays Trucker. I Found This In My Truck After He Left
This Ice-Cream Sandwich Came With An Extra Half
Had Some Gigantic Grapes With My Tea Tonight
A Very Large Potato Wedge, Which I Found In My Bag Of Wedges
A Waferless Kit-Kat Bar. I Feel Like I Just Found Jesus In My Toast
Freakishly Large Frozen French Fry I Got
I Found A Whole, Unbroken Cookie In My Cookies & Cream
Look Who Just Won The F*cking Lottery
I Too Won The Lottery Today!
Guess I Should Buy A Lottery Ticket Today
This Really Long Curly Fry